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Bernie Sanders' campaign has had more endings than The Lord Of The Rings.
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07-13-2016 22:05
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FB Live? The whole point of Facebook was that we wouldn't have to see anyone live.
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07-13-2016 22:08
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Pokemon Go mesmerizing people into going outside is like the plot to a Steven King novel.
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07-13-2016 22:09
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Well tonight's date night for me and the wife I certainly hope we don't run into each other
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07-13-2016 22:28 by
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FYI,,, I never really know when to stop peeling cabbage.
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07-13-2016 22:40 by
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This is a shout out, to those of you on the toilet right now reading this... Have a good dump. Seriously.
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07-13-2016 23:01 by
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If I were of Chinese descend and a multi Millionaire. I would change my name to Cha Ching. . .
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07-14-2016 00:32 by
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I must have an amazing Butt because every time I walk away from someone they say ... "What an ass."
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07-14-2016 00:41
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Holy Crap ..... I just found a Pokemon in my Toilet!!!
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07-14-2016 00:42
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Whitesplaining: To paternalistically lecture people of color as to what is and isn't racism which ironically reveals racism.
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07-14-2016 06:03
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Facebook is a lot like ancient Egypt, people write on walls and worship cats.
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07-14-2016 06:07
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Maybe broccoli doesn't like you either....
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07-14-2016 06:11
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At least we Americans can feel better today knowing Canada's national animal is a rodent.
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07-14-2016 06:13
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If a Canadian falls in the forest and no one is around, does he still apologize?
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07-14-2016 06:15
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Final Brexit tally is in: 48% Sense and Sensibility, 52% Pride and Prejudice.
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07-14-2016 06:18
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Coming This Fall On HBO: Game of Loans. Move over medieval times, it's university life at it's finest in 2016.
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07-14-2016 06:22
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I wish Noah would have swatted those two mosquitos.
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07-14-2016 06:25
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Awesome Fact: All baseball players are bilingual they speak English and profanity.
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07-14-2016 06:27
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Gnomes Favorite Song: I'm Sexy and I Gnome It.
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07-14-2016 06:31
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There are only two seasons in America: Flu and Mosquito.
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