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Apparently answering "Dust!!" when your partner asked what's on the TV wasn't the correct answer.
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06-23-2016 18:24
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Oh no, Ben Affleck is now trending, what superhero did he get cast for now?
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06-23-2016 18:29
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The Law & Order dun dun is what men hear when we're asked if we remember what today is.
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06-23-2016 18:35
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Sitting by the dock of the....OMG look how good my reflection looks in the water.
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06-23-2016 18:37
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A Ticketmaster settlement means free event tickets. Most popular: Charlie Sheen reads from the phone book & The Orange Man Group.
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06-23-2016 18:40
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I almost just choked on a kale chip and all I could think was that this never happens with Cinnabons.
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06-23-2016 18:41
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If life were a romantic comedy I would be the guy on a date with the girl when the male lead makes his grand gesture that wins her back.
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06-23-2016 18:43
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Remember when WWE finally came out and admitted that everything was staged and that it was entertainment... and how crushing it was for people who still thought it was real?... I'm awaiting politicians to make the same announcement...
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06-23-2016 20:02 by
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Dear U.S. Representatives. Next time, instead of a "sit in", threaten a "SH*T IN". Let's see how they like them apples.
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06-23-2016 20:12
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FYI: I'm only interested in women ages 19 to 102. If your not in this age range please dont message me!!! Thnx
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06-23-2016 22:58
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Marriage advice: If you can't play a simple board game without arguing, don't even attempt assembling IKEA furniture together.
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06-23-2016 23:53
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I'm scared some kid is going to break into my house and fleek me to death with a bae
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06-24-2016 01:39 by
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Don't worry inbox, I'm empty too.
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06-24-2016 01:40
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Some Warning Labels are a little stupid, like on my Deodorant it says, "Avoid Contact with Eyes"....TOO LATE, I've already seen it!!!
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06-24-2016 12:35
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Popeyes favorite tool never rusted because he kept sticking it in Olive Oil.
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06-24-2016 12:37
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Spider-Man in the streets, the Hobgoblin in the sheets.
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06-24-2016 12:41
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*Slices up lemons right in front of life*
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06-24-2016 12:43
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I'm going to spread this all over your moist cupcake. ~ Baker sext
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06-24-2016 12:45
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The lawsuit against Starbucks for underfilling coffee drinks is the new definition of first world problems.
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06-24-2016 14:11
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"Is you house baby-proof?" Yes, I threw like 7 babies at it and the house didn't break.
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