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I never date left handed women. Righty tighty, lefty loosey.
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04-29-2016 07:40
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Whatever life throws at you, duck and let it hit someone else!
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04-29-2016 08:44 by
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The real problem with the upcoming election is one of them is going to win...
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04-29-2016 08:54
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Indians seem to always have a Discount. I asked Rajesh what time is it? He replied, " Its 3 O'clock my friend but for you I will make it 2.30".
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04-29-2016 15:03
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Bat : $300. Killer Sunglasses: $200. Batting Gloves: $30. Getting called out on strikes in slow pitch softball: PRICELESS.
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04-29-2016 16:15
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No matter how good looking she is, somewhere a man is tired of her crap... Jayz
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04-29-2016 19:37
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Anybody have the over/under on the number of bathroom door labels that will be available at the Democratic National Convention?
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04-29-2016 21:14
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A picture only captures a millisecond of a life. So at the end of the day, don't judge a person by their pics.
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04-30-2016 08:04
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With all the controversy surrounding public restrooms, I am now identifying myself as 'waiting til I get home'
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04-30-2016 08:05
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Help I don't know what to do I just learn my Bathroom is used by Males and Females so guess its a Transgender Bathroom. Do I boycott it?
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04-30-2016 09:18
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Started my new healthy diet today. Breakfast is 2 almonds, I lick an apple for lunch, and dinner is yelling at a picture of myself naked.
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04-30-2016 09:48 by
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Listen,, If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and barks like a pig, then I probably took too many pills.
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04-30-2016 09:50 by
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I don't care if you're male or female as long as you fill the paper roll the right way. Oh, and make sure the seat is down...
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04-30-2016 11:18
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A zip line but from the sofa to the fridge
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04-30-2016 12:05
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I love coffee, but if someone with a British accent offers me crumpets and tea, l would totally cheat.
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04-30-2016 12:09
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You can tell a lot about a woman the way she pours gasoline around your car.
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04-30-2016 12:15
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Come on people I don't think we are ready for a woman president!! I can't believe no ones asking her the important questions like can she cook!!!
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04-30-2016 12:48 by
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Just wondering, will there be any Transgendered bathrooms at the Republican National Convention this summer?
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04-30-2016 16:23
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I've been to jail twice this week. So if you're into bad boys get at me. But not tonight cause I have knitting class.
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04-30-2016 17:53
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I'm always amazed at how eating 2lbs of chocolate can make you gain 7lbs.
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04-30-2016 18:21 by
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