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while it's true that skinny girls freeze to death faster in the winter, it is also true that fat girls die alone.
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01-12-2011 19:03 by
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If you insist on telling me about the day your child was born, then I insist you also tell me about the night it was conceived.
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01-12-2011 18:10 by
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At the end of the day its just ME...not YOU or YOUR feelings!
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01-12-2011 17:48
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I went to the lundromat where there was a sign that read: "Remove clothes immediatley when the buzzer rings!" Needless to say my astonishment when A: I realize I'm the only one in the place naked and B:I was getting tossed out by management!
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01-12-2011 17:37
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Every obese person needs a shirt that says "I beat Anorexia"
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01-12-2011 17:19 by
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Just had the seating-plan through for Gerry Rafferty's funeral. Clowns to the left, jokers to the right.:
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01-12-2011 16:40 by
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For an old white guy the colonel makes some good ass chicken.
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01-12-2011 16:29
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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wrapped in nothing but saran wrap. The psychiatrist says, "I clearly see you're nuts."
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01-12-2011 16:27
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thinking that church that is going to protest that 9 yr old death in az is a bunch of fruit cakes. and hope they all burn in hell
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01-12-2011 16:25
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My advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the Advil bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.
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01-12-2011 16:24 by
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There is a chemical in weed called "F**k it" ---- guess that explains my attitude.
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01-12-2011 16:11
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Some people measure success by the position one has mastered in life....mines doggy....
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01-12-2011 15:45
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Today I connected all the freckles on my a$$ it's spells out MAMBO#5.. Clearly I am The Chosen One...
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01-12-2011 15:25 by
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thinks that the older I get , the more young people look the same...That, or Justin Bieber just delivered my nespaper.
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01-12-2011 15:20 by
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Wish life could be simple like the good ol' days. Like page 756!
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01-12-2011 15:12 by
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I cheated on my fears, broke up with my doubts, got engaged to my faith and now I'm marrying my dreams.
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01-12-2011 14:37 by
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Shhhhhhhhhhh, you had me at "open bar" :-)
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01-12-2011 14:14 by
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Jordan says, "I'm devastated, Alex has left a gaping hole in my life." Come off it Katie that's been there since your early teens!
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01-12-2011 14:10 by
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I want to shoot and eat a lion. Not for his meat. But for his powers.
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01-12-2011 14:03 by
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i want to be a bird so dat I can poop anywhere and on anyone I want
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01-12-2011 13:35 by
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