Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Beginning to think my dog will never accept my leg 'just wants to be friends.'

   "I'm sorry" and "My bad" mean the same thing unless you're at a funeral.

   The last time I had a decent sleep was for nine months when I was in my mom's womb.

   The good news is they're putting a woman on the $20 dollar bill... The bad news is it will be worth only $14.

   The Queen has out lived the Prince

   Rest in Peace Prince

   I just heard that Prince just went to Chyna.

   RIP: The artist formerly known as Alive.

   Since tomorrow is Earth Day I have decided to spend the day there and enjoy the celebrations

   I installed some software today and decided to actually read the terms and agreement. 45 minutes later I clicked Agree but still had no idea what I was agreeing to.

   Here's how unreal Prince was: he made Minnesota cool

   Seeing purple rain from his Little Red Corvette

   One day I will solve all problems with grace & maturity. Today is not that day...

   Going to Hell on a full scholarship.

   It's the end of his purple reign. R.I.P.Prince.

   Please dont let Lifetime tell Prince's story... After what they did to Aliyah and Whitney....

   Now he really IS the artist formally known as Prince

   I feel sorry for people that haven't found their true love. My ex is on her 5th.

   Evel Kneivel: Jumps over 45 old school busses... Good Kneivel: Fixes the busses and makes sure every kid gets a good education

   They preemted 'The Price Is Right' with news about Prince dying. Great. Now I'll never know who won the Showcase Showdown...