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Since smart watches can now read your pulse, there should be a feature that erases your browser history if your heart stops beating...
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03-17-2016 12:51 by
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Female president? Maybe when they rename it the Oval Kitchen.
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03-17-2016 14:59
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A friend of mine confused her valium with her birth control pills. She had 14 kids, but she doesn't really care.
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03-17-2016 16:18
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How long is sexual healing supposed to take because I came in this one three times and she's still in a coma.
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03-17-2016 16:32 by
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If there's a Joe Smoe from Idaho. He must be pi$$ed off !
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03-17-2016 18:36 by
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Sometimes a Reuben at Arby's is how you celebrate St Patrick's Day.
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03-17-2016 18:41
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Its amazing how those that do the least to fix the problem complain the loudest.
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03-17-2016 19:44
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8yo: Can we go to a haunted house this year?... Me: What's wrong with the one we live in?.. 8yo: WHAT !?!... Me: Goodnight, son.
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03-17-2016 22:12 by
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come2 the j.oke.ca.fe for way better stuff
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03-18-2016 01:53
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Losing my mind wasn't enough? Gotta lose weight too?
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03-18-2016 03:15
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Just got carded at the liquor store. Set my keys down to get my ID and the guys says "Never mind, that Blockbuster card is good enough for me".
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03-18-2016 05:29
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Parking spaces for turtles these days, give me a break.
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03-18-2016 05:31
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Inspirational Quote For Today: You cannot make everyone happy, you're not a pizza.
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03-18-2016 05:32
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Yay today is Pay Day!!! Although I really enjoyed eating ice soup for the past few days.
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03-18-2016 05:34
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Be the reason someone smiles today. Or the reason they drink. You choose your own adventure.
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03-18-2016 05:37
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I need a career change, perhaps I should be a Pornographic Historian.
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03-18-2016 05:39
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How To Baby Proof Your House: Condoms are super-duper effective and highly recommended.
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03-18-2016 05:41
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To this day, it's still a mystery where exactly the four-leaf clover gene is actually located – and how it really works. But clover-shaped marshmallows in Lucky Charms cereal are still magically delicious.
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03-18-2016 05:48
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The best thing about having male genitals is sharing it with people who don't.
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03-18-2016 05:54
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Let's face the truth all three year olds are walking, talking middle fingers.
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