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I put mirrors on the ceiling because I like to see how I look when I'm eating pizza alone.
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02-28-2016 12:09
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A nap is a nap if you take your pants off.
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02-28-2016 16:56
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I'm beginning to think my type is just a font. . .
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02-28-2016 19:13 by
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Boobs don't define a woman, but they start the bidding.
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02-28-2016 20:04
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Survival Tip: if your wife cooks up "a mess of bacon" and puts it in the fridge, she has a plan. Do not make yourself an epic sandwich.
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02-28-2016 20:14 by
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Leonardo.....Fk yaaaa....atlast.......congratzz
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02-29-2016 00:12 by
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Shoutout to this ATM fee for making me buy my own money
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02-29-2016 03:34
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the good news is the doctor says I'm healthy as a horse, the bad news is she still uses large farm animals to describe me....
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02-29-2016 06:33 by
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I'm so happy Leonardo finally got an award, he was such a brilliant inventor and painter.
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02-29-2016 08:44
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I have to recharge my phone so often that I basically have a landline again.
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02-29-2016 08:58
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I'd like to give a shout out to those people born in 1932 who are celebrating their 21st birthday today!
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02-29-2016 11:26 by
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*Leonardo Dicapreo goes up to accept oscar* *pulls out speech* *blows dust off of it* Yes I'd like to thank the directors of titanic for th-
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02-29-2016 11:50
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I have a great idea for improving Coldplay concerts. Stop the show halfway through and feature a 15 minute football game.
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02-29-2016 11:59 by
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It's time to do what I do best... *cracks a beer*
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02-29-2016 12:05
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Lesser men would have given up after twenty years of outrageous fame and fortune, but Leo persevered, and now he has a small trophy.
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02-29-2016 12:12
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I went to see the doctor today for my annual check-up. The good news is he says I'm healthy as a horse. The bad news is that he keeps using large farm animals to describe me.
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02-29-2016 13:36
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Once upon a time there were three little pigs at a pig roast, end of story. . .
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02-29-2016 19:30 by
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I'm tired of forced interactions and unnecessary communications, just saying!
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02-29-2016 20:14
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We got an extra day this year. Why did it have to be a Monday?
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02-29-2016 20:32
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So far in this election cycle,,, If Aliens ARE watching us,, it's safe to say they think we are retarded.
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02-29-2016 22:17 by
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