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can we now bring Casey Anthony to Arizona please, I like their system
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05-08-2013 17:15
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Ladies you don't sing better in the shower. It still sounds like sh*t, but you're naked so we tolerate it.
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05-28-2013 11:56
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Women I sleep with get so weird when I ask them to sign the guestbook.
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06-07-2013 06:13 by
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During this very personal moment in thier lives, Kim and Kanye ask that you honor their request for extra publicity...
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06-16-2013 12:51
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"Its not you,, Its me."--- Twins going through a photo album
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06-22-2013 22:59 by
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Practicing my "Eye Rolling" cause you know... tomorrow's Monday.
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07-15-2012 12:19 by
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What's with these people on facebook who never particpate on your page at all, yet act all weird when you decline attending their $tupid event?
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07-18-2012 09:39 by
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Well, it's almost time to show up late for something else.
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07-19-2012 11:16 by
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I'm always on my ''Best'' Behaviour...It just so happens my Best Behaviour isn't very good!!
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07-27-2012 11:07 by
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To the additional pot that was on the stove after I thought I was done washing the dishes, I hate your stinkin' guts.
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08-21-2012 15:44 by
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Kanye West 'hospitalised in Los Angeles'. Our thoughts and prayers go out at this difficult time to the hospital staff.
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11-22-2016 09:17 by
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Based on the sounds coming from my neighbors house, they're either having amazing sex or putting together a dresser from Ikea.
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06-26-2016 23:18
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If I post something that you don’t like, just ignore it like you ignore the corruption of the government.
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01-07-2021 04:14
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Driving to work would be so much better if I didn't always end up at work.
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06-23-2010 18:20 by
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I don't trust people who don't have middle names...
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06-28-2010 21:20 by
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The only thing I hate more than people who make fun of other people is people who don't laugh when I do it.
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06-28-2010 21:21 by
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You post one little joke saying you won the lottery and Facebook finds you 1,347 new possible relatives.
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07-06-2010 17:25 by
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Remembering how easy life was in kindergarten. As long as you had the biggest box of crayons and the coolest lunch box you ruled the school......
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08-12-2010 22:09 by
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Me, walking: "Pedestrians ALWAYS have the right of way!" Me, driving: "LOOK OUT FOR CARS, freakin idiots."
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08-19-2010 16:46
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I don't care how bad I have to go, I will hold it until I'm clocked back in after lunch. If I have to be here, you WILL pay me to use the bathroom.
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08-22-2010 18:35 by
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