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   messageicon I would say Happy Thanksgiving but no one cares cuz they're hungover
←Rate | 11-26-2015 10:33 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I bet Payton Mannings family is going to have a hard time eating today. Every time someone asks him to pass the turkey, it's going to get intercepted
←Rate | 11-26-2015 11:25 by Mike Youngman Comments (0)  

   messageicon Black Friday Separating Americans from money they don't really have since 1966.
←Rate | 11-26-2015 12:27 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't know what it is But it's on sale!
←Rate | 11-26-2015 12:29 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't forget to have a thought and a prayer for the poors when you buy your useless stuff this weekend
←Rate | 11-26-2015 12:30 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Adulthood is just another word for 'liver damage'.
←Rate | 11-26-2015 12:49 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Pilgrims were refugees and the Native Americans took them in, fed them and helped them, don't ever forget
←Rate | 11-26-2015 12:56 Comments (3)  

   messageicon Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy sh*t we don't need
←Rate | 11-26-2015 13:08 Comments (0)  

   messageicon “It is the preoccupation with possessions, more than anything else that prevents us from living freely and nobly.” ― Bertrand Russell
←Rate | 11-26-2015 13:09 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Everything gets stolen this Friday, because it's Black Friday
←Rate | 11-26-2015 13:22 Comments (0)  

   messageicon How did taking in refugees work for the native Americans? Dont ever forget that
←Rate | 11-26-2015 13:53 by Adamsdet Comments (0)  

   messageicon ....... Well ... now that Thanksgiving is over ... I'm fed up ...
←Rate | 11-26-2015 17:00 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think I've gobbled up about as much as I can gobble on Turkey Day.
←Rate | 11-26-2015 17:02 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't foget to set you scales back 10 pound this weekend!!!
←Rate | 11-26-2015 17:08 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Led Zeppelin doesn't have to be your favorite band. But if they're not one of your top three, we shouldn't be friends. . .
←Rate | 11-26-2015 17:15 by JAB Comments (0)  

   messageicon so is anybody in the bathroom,drinking wine out of a red solo cup, hiding from the family yet?
←Rate | 11-26-2015 20:19 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  

   messageicon no really what are reindeer games ?
←Rate | 11-26-2015 20:46 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  

   messageicon If only fans of celebrities, football, rock concerts etc would get as excited about racism, injustice, poverty, illegal wå would be live in a better place
←Rate | 11-27-2015 05:25 Comments (0)  

   messageicon *Turns on phone and responds to "Happy Thanksgiving" texts all day*... ~misses Thanksgiving dinner~
←Rate | 11-27-2015 08:09 by snotty Comments (0)  

   messageicon I enjoy long romantic scrolls on my phone.
←Rate | 11-27-2015 08:11 by snotty Comments (0)  

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