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   messageicon I have no idea when the new Star Wars movie comes out because I have sex.
←Rate | 12-16-2015 08:27 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you live in a trailer, you know a guy.
←Rate | 12-16-2015 09:41 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Could you imagine knowing someone interesting enough to actually want to talk on the phone? Me neither.
←Rate | 12-16-2015 09:47 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Being in the doghouse isn't so bad if there's enough beer in the bowl.
←Rate | 12-16-2015 11:26 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Haven't kids learned how fast a picture can travel around the internet by now?
←Rate | 12-16-2015 14:57 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I jioned weight watchers last month , so far o lost 38 dollars................
←Rate | 12-16-2015 15:15 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Nuke the Chinese! ...I mean microwave the take out
←Rate | 12-16-2015 15:33 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  

   messageicon Facebook: Where others entertain you with their boredom.
←Rate | 12-16-2015 15:49 by John Y Comments (0)  

   messageicon Only men with beards can truly understand How much a cat or dog loves to have their chin scratched
←Rate | 12-16-2015 17:04 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I have my Siri set up as a British Male voice so I can pretend I'm Nightrider or make people think I have a Buttler .
←Rate | 12-16-2015 17:31 Comments (0)  

   messageicon have my Siri set up as a British Male voice so I can pretend I'm Nightrider or make people think I have a Butler .
←Rate | 12-16-2015 17:32 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hillary Clinton could sacrifice a newborn baby on live tv and her supporters would say it was taken out of context
←Rate | 12-16-2015 18:10 Comments (0)  

   messageicon For everyone doing your Facebook "year in review..." No one gives a fu@k
←Rate | 12-16-2015 18:54 by PCHOOK Comments (0)  

   messageicon Han Solo is killed by his son, Kylo Ren. Luke doesn't say anything and has 30 seconds of screentime. Kylo Ren survives the explosion at the end, leaving it set up for him to be the villain in the next movie.
←Rate | 12-16-2015 20:47 Comments (4)  

   messageicon I ' this close to trade 24 hours without hearing about Star Wars for 24 hours of Adele's ''Hello'' in loop on radio.
←Rate | 12-16-2015 23:14 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Spoiler alert: Han Solo DIES
←Rate | 12-16-2015 23:16 Comments (0)  

   messageicon my favorite coffee is made from the shutthehellup bean 😡
←Rate | 12-17-2015 08:01 by Laraine Comments (0)  

   messageicon Not everyone in the front row is a fan. Your biggest hater will disguise themselves as a friend so that they can get closest to you and strike at close range.
←Rate | 12-17-2015 10:03 Comments (0)  

   messageicon A Christmas tree isn't going to be the only thing lit this holiday season
←Rate | 12-17-2015 10:50 by Shellabella Comments (0)  

   messageicon Han Solo gets killed by his son Kylo Ren.. You're welcome
←Rate | 12-17-2015 11:56 Comments (1)  

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