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I celebrate Hanukkah instead it's much more chill and we don't have any silly stuff
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12-23-2015 21:19
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Thank You Santa for helping make Christianity less believable than it already was
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12-23-2015 21:20
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Watching and playing video games is probably my favorite holiday thing.
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12-23-2015 21:21
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All I want for Christmas is lots of bubble wrap
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12-23-2015 21:22
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Midnight mass? I'll pass thanks. More Porto please...
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12-23-2015 21:25
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So is Mary already in labour? How long did she take? And was this God-bloke excited? Smoking at her "stable side"?
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12-23-2015 21:29
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Enough with the pro-Xmas vs con-Xmas: IT IS FESTIVUS!
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12-23-2015 21:30
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I just had a WTF moment when Adele stoped singing and immediately turned into Mrs. Doubtfire. I also just learned that she has a potty mouth, and I like it!
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12-23-2015 21:31 by
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Every man is the master of his own destiny. You are your own god or devil. Your soul belongs to only you.
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12-23-2015 23:38
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Whenever I see people lined up outside a club on Friday night, I just think “look at all these poor people who don’t know Netflix exists.”
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12-23-2015 23:45 by
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If I could have a superpower, it would be the ability to watch people work out and absorb the benefits for myself.
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12-23-2015 23:45 by
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When I think of all the money I’ve spent on booze in my life, I wish I had it all back. Imagine all the booze I could buy!
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12-23-2015 23:47 by
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My gf won’t get the remote that’s in the other room, but if my wallet was at the bottom of an ocean she’d be shopping already.
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12-23-2015 23:51 by
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Nothing says “friend zone” quite like a woman saying “you’re like a brother to me.” Unless you’re from Alabama.
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12-24-2015 00:02 by
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As uncomfortable as silence immediately after sex.
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12-24-2015 07:26
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Last time I got dumped I went to some random funeral to cry my heart out.
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12-24-2015 09:01
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Spice things up during family dinners this holiday season by slamming your wine glass down and demanding "What do you people want from me!?"
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12-24-2015 09:23 by
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My ornaments are starting to droop. Yeah, time to ask Santa for new underwear.
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12-24-2015 15:36 by
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What kind of loser good for nothing idiot supports Hillary Clinton anyway?
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12-24-2015 17:24
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Please stop adding noises to your songs that sound like maybe something is wrong with my car.
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12-24-2015 22:02 by
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