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I'm not bragging, but I wear the same size earing I used to wear in Junior high .. 
Why is it that a lot of the people who think everyone is too easily offended these days act like you just insulted their mother by saying "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas"?
That moment when ya reach down t'ween your legs to pull the handle to slide your car seat forward, but it won't move, so you keep try over and over to only realize that from the outside it probably looks like you're vigorously humping your own forearm
My Mother in law Joined ISIS this morning.. She leaves tomorrow on a suicide mission.. At least that's what the papers I just signed said ..
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that in the long run, sex for money usually costs a lot less.
What's the shelf life of an Elf on a shelf ?
Just an FYI, whether I know you or not if you're a guy and you send me a friend request and your profile picture is you in a mirror shirtless mmm bye bye.
That Star Wars movie was BS! No Capt. Kirk! No Spock! No Scotty....Not even the Enterprise...😡
Teach your child what's going on in the world by telling them Santa was killed in a drone strike in a no fly zone; or he's being held up in the vetting process.
Binary math is as easy as 01 10 11
Huge spoiler here....... Dave is actually NOT the real father of Alvin, Simon, and Theodore. I know, right?!?!?
* Throws dart... ME: Let's vacation wherever this dart lands... * Dart misses map and lands in kittylitter box... ME: OK,,, Mexico it is then
Saying there is a huge azz line at Wal-mart is both ambiguous and redundant.
lamophobia is the new Race Card.
All I want for Cristmas is to go to Walmart and there be no people
OK...WHO PUT TURBOLAX IN MY COFFEE ? I had Other crap to do today !
While at self check out... "Do I get an employee discount, now?"
If $ex is a pain in the a$$ you're doing it wrong, that's not what that hole is for. . .
Has anyone ever noticed that Caitlin Jenner has man hands?
It's so frustrating when your hitman doesn't answer the phone after you've made amends with someone
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