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A handful of Nigerian scam artists are wrecking it for all the honest Nigerians who want to wire money to us.
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10-26-2010 11:04 by
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"Ugh. I'm never, ever drinking again." - Person who will drink again (starting either tomorrow or the next day)
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10-25-2010 20:25 by
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Sometimes I hear music so bad that I think the government should also enforce a five-day waiting period for buying a guitar.
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10-25-2010 20:25 by
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Sony announces it will no longer make Walkman cassette players. In other news, Sony was still making Walkman cassette players?
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10-25-2010 20:23 by
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There are two types of people in the world - those who have had Dinty Moore's Beef Stew and those who have not.
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10-21-2010 23:33 by
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In honor of Christine O'Donnell, I am designating November as Lack of Awareness Awareness Month.
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10-21-2010 23:32 by
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BREAKING: "Hey, Where Is Everybody?" Says Chilean Miner No. 34
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10-21-2010 23:32 by
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Composeurs pretend to write classical music.
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10-20-2010 10:52 by
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During Obama's appearance on Mythbusters, Glenn Beck will debut his new Fox News show, Mythspreaders.
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10-20-2010 10:50 by
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NFL Update: Favre Reports Stiffness.
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10-18-2010 22:54 by
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Skipping the new Jackass movie - already saw Christine O'Donnell debate this week.
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10-18-2010 14:40 by
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People joke about Bieber Fever. Don't.. Sigourney Weaver Fever killed my grandfather.
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10-18-2010 14:40 by
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If you ever see me drinking a Bud Light Lime, I have been kidnapped and am trying to signal you.
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10-18-2010 14:39 by
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I wonder if those friends in low places have heard from Garth Brooks recently.
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10-18-2010 14:39 by
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That didn't take long: one of the Chilean miners is already cheating on Jennifer Aniston.
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10-18-2010 14:38 by
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Gavin Rossdale has admitted to a gay fling when he was younger.. In a related story, a gay dude admitted to making sh!tty music for 15 years.
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10-14-2010 01:07 by
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I'm surprised there isn't a "ABC's Rockin' Chilean Miners Rescue Special" hosted by Ryan Seacrest.
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10-13-2010 01:12 by
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How awesome would it would have been if David Blaine had somehow been the first one brought up out of the mine.
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10-13-2010 00:37 by
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It was Canadian Thanksgiving this past weekend, and they have much to be thankful for: Bieber, Ice Road Truckers, a sh!t-load of lumber.
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10-12-2010 00:58 by
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Why is Lou Dobbs hiring illegal aliens when Toni Braxton needs the work?
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