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Women go shopping at the mall, Men go shopping on Facebook.
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01-08-2012 04:17 by
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You don't have a drinking problem; people without arms have a drinking problem.
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01-08-2012 05:29 by
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Did you know, if on a full moon if you light a candle and say the name of someone you love 3 times, you'll look stupid doing that?
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01-08-2012 05:30 by
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Keep your woman close and your cell phone closer!
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01-10-2012 07:26 by
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A friend in need is a friend who's going straight to voicemail.
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01-10-2012 07:42 by
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You're not an alcoholic; you're a soberphobic.
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01-10-2012 13:16 by
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If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?
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01-11-2012 23:27 by
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Laughter is the best medicine. But laugh for no reason and you need medicine.
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01-12-2012 02:58 by
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A gynaecologist is the only fool on earth who looks for problems in a place where others find pleasure.
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01-12-2012 06:11 by
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Google+ is like Bruce Willis in the Sixth Sense. It doesn't know it's dead yet.
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01-12-2012 14:19 by
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Whenever I get angry, I calm myself down by repeating these 5 words over and over again, “Bartender, Give Me A Double”
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01-13-2012 01:40 by
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Has anyone told you how fuckalicious you look today?
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01-13-2012 01:44 by
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A girl plays with your mind. A woman explores it.
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01-13-2012 09:47 by
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For 20 yrs Jay-Z referred to other men's daughters as b!tches & hoes then decides his own daughter Princess Baby Jesus is exempt from the game!
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01-14-2012 02:47 by
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Golf is like sex. If you're playing somewhere classy, wash your balls first.
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01-14-2012 13:05 by
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Ghetto word of the day: COLOGNE. Usage: "You think you cologne me a dollar or two?"
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01-14-2012 13:20 by
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Er, excuse me, Mr. Swagger, Either walk a little bit faster or buy a damn belt.
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01-17-2012 13:56 by
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The three magic words EVERY woman loves to hear, “You were right.”
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01-17-2012 14:06 by
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Here's a bit of advice: advi
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01-18-2012 12:04 by
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Since Wikipedia is in blackout today, in protest of online anti-piracy laws, can anyone tell me where the G-Spot is?
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01-18-2012 12:36 by
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