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"The cancer was initially treatable but the x-ray tech who saw it didn't bother to report it to the proper authorities. 
If the g-string is any indicator, the g-spot is somewhere near the anus.
i can sound like a broken record,i can sound like a broken record, I can sound like a broken record,i can sound like a broken record...
"This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,to dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,for dog,20 dog,seconds dog," Now read without the word (dog)
When someone hands me a Bible, I flip it open and autograph it. Then I hand it back (as they look very confused), I smile and say.. "It's always nice to meet a fan!"
I think Kanye turned the power off because Beyonce gave the best Super Bowl performance of all time.
The weather outside is frightful! Hot sex is so delightful,theres nobody else you know, text a ho,text a ho,text a ho
Get an education. Global warming/climate change is indicated by extremes. Unusual, extrem heat waves, droughts, hurricane season, sunamus, tornadoes, cold weather systems, blizzards, etc.
If you wear two swim suits you can pee in the pool this summer-Dr.Fauchi
If somebody has a 50 gallon barrel for rainwater please PM me, but I'm not going to pick it up because I don't need it.
We can all say "Happy New Year" , but don't forget those who lost their homes and loved ones today due to the tornadoes; I am sure its not a very Happy New Year for some. So for me, I am just thankful for what I still have today.
When my girlfriend was paralysed after the accident she worried about the changes it would make to her life. My concern was how would she cope now that she was single....
If I could play golf with any celebrity, it would be Stephen Hawking. I would win by a landslide, assuming he doesn't play with a handicap.
People used to be much smaller. WWII people were a foot shorter. Medieval people were basically hobbits. Noah was the size of a cat
a p°nis has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an a55hole, his bestfriend is a pu55y and his owner beats him!
You know who I can't stand? Flo from Progressive and Jared from Subway. I wish they'd hook up, then drive off a cliff while choking on a five dollar footlong.
Here's one for the women.......................... It's a 5-speed vibrator kind of day.
Tsunami works like this: If you don't go to beach, beach goes to you.
no matter what happens in England my queen will always be Latifah
Attacking the rich is not envy, it is self defence. The hoarding of wealth is the cause of poverty. The rich aren't just indifferent to poverty: they create it and maintain it. This is America in 2016. 