Funny Status Message #82538
X You know who I can't stand? Flo from Progressive and Jared from Subway. I wish they'd hook up, then drive off a cliff while choking on a five dollar footlong.
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- # 93302 Five. Five dollar. Five dollar (and thirty five cents sales tax) footlong.
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