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Okay everyone hold.... HOLD... we will slide down and all attack at once!" - Ice cubes in the bottom of a cup.
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04-23-2012 21:16 by
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Oh, you're engaged and in high school? I'm sure your marriage will last forever.
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05-26-2012 23:17 by
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I`m not ignoring your calls, I just love my ringtone
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01-29-2012 14:09 by
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It's pretty sad when the highlight of a three hour football game is out staged by a red m&m."
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02-05-2012 22:40 by
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Fellas: Make it a Valentine's Day she'll always remember by simply forgetting it.
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02-07-2012 14:01
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I wish folks would stop these Passive Aggressive attempts at trying to guilt us into advancing their religious, social, or political causes by ending the posts with, "Let's see how many of my true friends will post this." PI$$ OFF!
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02-15-2012 09:59 by
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I'm so hungry I could eat something healthy.
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02-19-2012 10:09
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The less you give a damn, the happier you will be.
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03-04-2012 21:18 by
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People who try to get on camera in live news report backgrounds clearly haven't been punched enough in their lifetime.
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12-20-2011 06:35 by
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Let's call it erection day, since all we're doing is voting for a bunch of d!cks.
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12-28-2011 07:54
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WARNING: Life portrayed on Facebook maybe more screwed up than it appears.
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12-28-2011 08:36 by
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This dude working at Subway is looking at me like he's never had anybody ask him to put some Government Cheese on a sub sandwich before.
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12-29-2011 20:59 by
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It's funny how two females could hate one another because of a guy, but the guy doesn't give a damn about either one of them
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01-10-2012 21:41
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I really should learn to say "congratulations" instead of "are you keeping it?"
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01-17-2012 09:22
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Well, this morning has started out like a galloping golden retriever on a freshly waxed hardwood floor.
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01-21-2012 08:51
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In grade school it's called bullying but when you get older it's referred to as upper level management.
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01-21-2012 13:36 by
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Nothing says success like waking up at 6:00 pm.
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01-21-2012 16:25 by
Aaron
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If you want to know anything, come over to my house...my wife apparently knows everything.
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01-24-2012 09:25 by
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If at the end of the day you have the same number of kids you started out with that morning, then you've done your job as a parent.
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06-12-2012 14:37
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Please be patient! Even a toilet can only handle one A$$hole at a time!!!
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06-25-2012 05:44 by
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