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Sometimes the dreams that come true are the dreams you never knew you had. Like when the vending machine gives you 2 soda's
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09-13-2010 14:45
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It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.
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09-25-2010 02:00 by
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Whenever I accidentally enter a wrong room I like to yell out a large number before excusing myself and leaving. That way everyone is left with a mystery to discuss, such as "What the hell does 402 mean?"
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10-01-2010 00:58 by
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I hate to brag, but it's the most effortless way to enlighten people about my magnificence.
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10-07-2010 22:01 by
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The next person to tell me I overreact is going to get stabbed.
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10-10-2010 13:03 by
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You're saying I'm immature. Well, you're immature times infinity.
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10-13-2010 10:19 by
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WARNING: Objects in profile pics are not as pretty as they appear.
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01-15-2013 00:48 by
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There's creepy, then there's going to a strip club wearing a windbreaker
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01-15-2013 21:56 by
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old woman is having breakfast with elderly husband when she says 'LET'S GO UPSTAIRS AND HAVE SEX" he replies "PICK ONE,I CAN'T DO BOTH"
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01-29-2013 19:59
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At 4-way stop, the first person to finish their text has the right of way right?
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02-03-2013 09:55
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You'd think after all these beauty pageants, we would have world peace by now.
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04-15-2013 22:00
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Justin Bieber has given away his pet hamster to a fan. She should probably wash it.
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04-29-2013 23:06
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Dear car dealerships; whoever told you we like shouting commercials lied...
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05-12-2013 20:57
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One day I hope the bravery of the people who initiate clapping is recognized.
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05-24-2013 06:38
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I was thinking "how are they going to make a movie with Grumpy Cat, she only has one emotion" but I guess if Kristen Stewart can do it...
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05-31-2013 06:18 by
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I'm at my most likable before you get to know me.
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06-05-2013 09:16
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To the makers of rice cakes; thanks for nothing!
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06-11-2013 14:25 by
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So we gain a Kardashian but lose Tony Soprano ? Lifes exchange rate just took a dip ....
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06-20-2013 09:01 by
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Little known fact... Any uneaten Little Caesars pizza turns back into cardboard after 30 minutes.
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06-25-2013 20:23
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If you live to be 100, you should make up some fake reason why, just to mess with people... Like you ate a pinecone every single d
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07-03-2013 07:58 by
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