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   messageicon When I was 10 years old, people that had over 50 seemed so old... wreckled... slow... I'm going to have 55 in a month.. it is not that bad! But people in their 90's look so old...
←Rate | 07-15-2018 22:54 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I now hold it in my hands. Finally. The expressed written consent of the National Football League.
←Rate | 06-21-2016 09:10 by Fazzella Comments (0)  


   messageicon ..... Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears
←Rate | 07-02-2016 18:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Republicans didn't insist on upholding their "Proud Tradition of Failure to do their JOB" ... Perhaps this country wouldn't be in such a sad state of affairs. They were elected to do one thing then proceeded to do another ..... SHEESH
←Rate | 07-10-2016 17:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gary Johnson 2016 #FeelTheJohnson
←Rate | 09-17-2016 17:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I’m building a wall around Facebook and Your all going to pay for it
←Rate | 02-12-2018 18:07 Comments (3)  


   messageicon Atheists, spending all their negative energy and life talking about God until they become plant food. What a waste
←Rate | 02-19-2018 03:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon In this world, there are beings who consider you their universe. Okay, they're dust mites and they live on your eyebrows, but so?
←Rate | 10-10-2020 23:07 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Has anyone suggested the Google Earth app to the Flat Earth Society?
←Rate | 11-16-2020 17:11 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Between diet soda, the Impossible Whopper and non-dairy creamer, our foods have become more fake than our online personas.
←Rate | 12-02-2019 06:36 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon It doesn't actually bother me much that I'll keep forgetting to write 2020 on my checks. What does bother me, is that it's 2020 and I'm still writing checks.
←Rate | 01-04-2020 19:49 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Has a 24 pack of Charmin Extra Soft. Willing to trade for a bottle of Imodium A-D.
←Rate | 03-10-2020 05:57 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mexico is reconsidering building the wall for the sole purpose of keeping out New Yorkers.
←Rate | 07-13-2020 07:35 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If there was no collusion, then there wouldn't be any obstruction of justice...
←Rate | 06-23-2017 12:26 Comments (1)  


   messageicon The only time a man should dance is when another man is shooting at his feet.
←Rate | 11-27-2013 06:54 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Somebody stop the INTERNET, I want to get off!
←Rate | 01-14-2015 23:31 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Welcome to laser noises club. Please take a pew, pew....pew!
←Rate | 01-22-2015 14:16 by Nipper Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not to brag, but I'm totally going to be the first one shot in any kind of hostage situation.
←Rate | 01-24-2015 11:26 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Conspiracy Theory #237 - The Easter bunny and the tooth fairy are secretly working together.
←Rate | 04-04-2015 10:37 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not sure what's the bigger ball story of 2015. "Deflate Gate" or "Deflate Cait"?
←Rate | 06-12-2015 05:59 Comments (0)  



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