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I think sharks eat people just to get on tv.
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07-13-2010 18:08 by
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Non alcoholic beer is like porn movie on a radio
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07-14-2010 19:19 by
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microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes
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07-29-2010 23:11
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Thumbnail pics. Helping ugly people look hot until you click on them since 1995.
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08-06-2010 22:57
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Yes, cute waitress, I just took a bite big enough to choke an ox, now is the perfect time for you to ask me how everything is.
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08-22-2010 18:28 by
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wants a dirty picture of you so I can add it to my Xmas wishlist to send to Santa
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10-30-2010 21:10 by
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predicts Peppermint Patty invites herself and her friends over to Charlie Brown's for Thanksgiving again this year.
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11-14-2010 10:43
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wants to put handcuffs on, run into a hardware store in a panic and ask for a hacksaw
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11-18-2010 10:01 by
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WARNING if you get a message from me with a link asking you to look at my tinned meat DON'T OPEN IT.. its SPAM
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11-27-2010 13:57
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to AVOID any embarassing incidents...I've equipped my BEER GOGGLES with windshield wipers.
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08-24-2010 23:35 by
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My girl said today, "You shouldn't wear that shirt, it's a fall color." Woman, my clothes have two seasons - clean and dirty.
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08-28-2010 06:54 by
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I don't think tom even uses myspace anymore.
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10-08-2010 14:00 by
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The inventor of the "Bumpit" made millions selling that hair accessory to women. I'm going to invent the "F**kit" and market it to women for those bad hair days.
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03-11-2010 09:42 by
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riding the escalator the other day, and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half..
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03-17-2010 08:31 by
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Ever parked on the wrong side of the gas station, then turn the car around to realize you are still on the wrong side? Me either...
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03-28-2010 17:48 by
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the debt collector called, I told them I have $17,859,362,498 in Mafia Wars I'm just having a hard time transferring the money to checking.
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12-16-2010 18:54
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There are two types of people in this world: Those who have a Facebook account and those who shouldn't have a Facebook account.
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01-18-2011 17:47 by
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You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.
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01-22-2011 17:45 by
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Lecturing my kids about the dangers of alcohol would be a lot more effective if they didn't have access to my Facebook pictures.
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04-19-2010 13:38
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I think video games ruined my life. Good thing I have two extra lives...
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04-22-2010 19:48 by
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