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Sometimes the problem with reality is the lack of background music.
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03-20-2012 20:34 by
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most pirates get their eye patches just a little while after they get their hooks
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03-28-2012 21:58
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I hate those unrealistic movies...you know, the ones where men are friends with women.
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03-29-2012 06:56
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Kim Kardashian dating Kanye? The only thing bigger than Kim's ass is Kanye's ego. They must balance each other out.
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04-05-2012 22:17
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Today is National Stalking Awareness Day. Feels like it should be posted on Facebook.
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04-18-2012 09:51
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I alternate between cautious optimism and reckless pessimism.
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02-02-2012 04:45 by
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Haters will broadcast your failure, but whisper your success.
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02-23-2012 21:50 by
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They say the world is going to end this year. C'mon now, these fools can barely predict the weather.
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02-24-2012 11:49
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everyone knows that 1 person who never laughs...i'm drawn to them like a moth to a flame, jus to make their lives a living hell
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02-24-2012 12:12
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‘Dog Whisperer' host finalizes divorce, must pay ex-wife $23,000 a month. I didnt know you can make so much money whispering to dogs,, I whisper to mine and she just looks at me
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04-22-2012 09:17
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I planted something on Earth Day... My ass in my recliner for the day!
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04-22-2012 19:09 by
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I don't even know why I look in the back seat of my car when I get in at night.Like the killer is going to scream 'Oh crap! you saw me, retreat!
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04-27-2012 12:38
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Being right isn't nearly as important as knowing when to shut the hell up.
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05-04-2012 16:13 by
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Yes, you are entitled to your opinion. Why you insist on being wrong is beyond me, but go nuts with it.
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05-23-2012 09:35 by
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The fact that you don't find me amazing doesn't bother me at all, it just confirms what I have suspected all along; that you have bad taste.
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11-28-2011 10:40
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Ladies: Don't be mad he can't take a hint; be mad that you are dating an idiot.
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11-29-2011 00:09
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One thing my dogs and I have in common is that we never want me to go to work.
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12-22-2011 10:36
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Whoever invented Copy & Paste should have been awarded a Nobel Prize.
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12-30-2011 10:13
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that weird momment when ur pet comes in ur room, stares, then walks back out.
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12-30-2011 10:19
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when you see a sign at a restaurant that says 'employees must wash BOTH hands', I think that's when you have to worry...
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01-11-2012 22:23 by
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