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   messageicon Most schools have renamed Tug of War to "Tug of Strength." What's next? "Tug of Everybody Wins Just By Showing Up?"
←Rate | 05-07-2011 01:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon For me to go insane would be such a slight change that I don't think anybody would notice...
←Rate | 05-13-2011 07:49 by TC Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best thing about hanging out with kids is they can't bore you by talking about their kids.
←Rate | 10-13-2011 16:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best selling books are cookbooks and the second are diet books. So you can learn how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.
←Rate | 03-16-2011 15:53 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Yes" is a perfectly legitimate response when asked how many drinks I've consumed
←Rate | 03-26-2011 15:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Since "nobody's perfect," I'm gonna go ahead and take the initiative...
←Rate | 03-28-2011 13:59 by Afrique18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've got to stop believing everything I think.
←Rate | 08-10-2011 10:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Textaphrenia – thinking you've heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.
←Rate | 09-06-2011 14:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The toughest activity of a week starts right from Monday morning....its called "Waking Up"
←Rate | 08-01-2011 13:21 by Palas Panja Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just saw a commercial for a new show called The Unpoppables...one of the guys in the show said: "There is a thin layer of rubber between success and failure." That should be the new slogan for MTV's 16 and Pregnant...
←Rate | 02-10-2011 17:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ever notice how unaware people are of the world around them? No?
←Rate | 02-23-2011 14:04 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon One thing my dogs and I have in common is that we never want me to go to work.
←Rate | 12-22-2011 10:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whoever invented Copy & Paste should have been awarded a Nobel Prize.
←Rate | 12-30-2011 10:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon that weird momment when ur pet comes in ur room, stares, then walks back out.
←Rate | 12-30-2011 10:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon when you see a sign at a restaurant that says 'employees must wash BOTH hands', I think that's when you have to worry...
←Rate | 01-11-2012 22:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Appreciate what you have before it becomes what you had.
←Rate | 10-15-2011 18:53 by g0r. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wondering if the inventor of the remote was clever or just lazy.
←Rate | 10-20-2011 00:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Vodka is the drink of feelings. Whiskey is the drink of revenge against feelings. I'll take one of each, please.
←Rate | 11-11-2011 10:35 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry to say, but if you're celebrating Veterans Day by calling into work so you can stay home and play Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3, then you're doing it wrong.
←Rate | 11-11-2011 13:59 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon I joined Facebook as an outlet to complain about stuff, now I need someplace to complain about Facebook.
←Rate | 06-05-2012 13:06 Comments (0)  



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