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Pessimism is great, You are either always right or pleasently suprised.
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01-24-2010 18:26 by
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just finished her first book!!! man, that was alot of coloring!!
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03-16-2010 17:03 by
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...and then Buffy staked Edward. The end
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03-23-2010 14:58 by
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has just realized it doesnt matter if the glass is half empty or half full...either way it just means there is still room for more vodka!
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10-15-2010 18:57 by
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failure, is not falling down; but remaining where you have fallen.
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01-20-2010 18:53 by
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Sometimes the thoughts in my head get bored, and go for a stroll out through my mouth. This is rarely a good thing.
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03-22-2010 01:20 by
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it's a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and I need you now sounds a little better than, it's 1:15, I'm trashed & horny...
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04-30-2010 23:42 by
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For every LIKE I receive. I shall drink one Jager-Bomb (Jagermeister + Redbull)
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08-11-2010 14:14 by
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CRAP.... look who's online..LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT....."Hey whats up?..s***!!
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09-08-2010 01:23 by
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If the mini skirt gets any shorter...women will have two more lips to paint, two more cheeks to powder, & a little more hair to comb"
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04-09-2010 11:39 by
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When someone changes their relationship status to "It's complicated." it always means that they don't know which hand to use...
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10-08-2010 17:03 by
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Tonight I'm leaving my sobriety at home, along with my indoor voice and any behavior that can be mistaken as 'ladylike'.
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02-26-2010 19:55 by
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If it werent for the gutter my mind would be homeless!!!
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03-18-2010 16:41 by
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Just rescued a beer that was trapped in the fridge!
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08-15-2010 00:26 by
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if you ever feel bad or depressed, just remember you were once the fastest most victorious sperm in the bunch!!
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09-18-2009 13:23 by
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thinking of adding you to his to-do list.
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08-22-2010 19:52 by
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So when your sexting...do you get a phoner?
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11-15-2010 23:02 by
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Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years. …
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01-24-2010 18:24 by
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Laundry, my old nemesis…so we meet again. And I see you have brought your sidekick, Dirty Dishes with you. Well played evil villian, well played.
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10-23-2010 13:35 by
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cigarettes are just like ferrets, perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and set it on fire...
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03-18-2010 15:04 by
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