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   messageicon What does a fat musIim say? ALLAH SNACKBAR!
←Rate | 04-25-2013 14:28 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon It took a Jimmy Carter to give us a Ronald Reagan!
←Rate | 03-20-2012 18:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Puberty is gonna hit Justin Bieber harder, than Chris Brown hit Rhianna!!
←Rate | 09-02-2010 17:58 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon now available with a bonus DVD; containing deleted scenes and 2 theatrical trailers
←Rate | 04-05-2009 05:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon saw a car today that had a sticker that said "Americans never forget". Then I remembered that Hiliary Clinton is Secretary of State so obviously we do...
←Rate | 04-06-2010 23:43 by QueenBee404 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fresh out the shower √ Ice cold beer √ BBQ grill ready √ Sunday NFL Football √ √ √....---> IT'SGO TIME<---
←Rate | 10-09-2011 12:54 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Knock Knock! .... "Who's there" . . . .Not the Malaysian airplane pilot
←Rate | 03-19-2014 15:03 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is a photo of Obama circulating around FB showing how much he's grayed over the past 4 years since becoming president.. It's hard to believe that one man could age so much worrying about his next round of golf.
←Rate | 01-28-2013 22:13 by MDS Comments (0)  


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←Rate | 07-22-2011 14:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Michelle Obama. The White House is NOT like a prison. American citizens can visit prisons.
←Rate | 07-02-2013 21:29 by HiYourJon Comments (1)  


   messageicon Thumbs-Up for PS4 and Thumbs-down for XBOX ONE.
←Rate | 06-16-2013 10:02 Comments (1)  


   messageicon If I don't get my way, I'm going in with my lawyers...wahhhhhh!!!! I'm such a great role model.
←Rate | 11-02-2020 13:22 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I'm 7 1/2 hours into my 8hour workday, from here on out my payroll is for me and my family. You're welcome America!
←Rate | 11-07-2012 14:46 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon EVERYBODY needs to get their heads out of their @$$'s the world is not going to end next year! in 2000 they said that something was going to happen, and nothing EVER did!
←Rate | 03-15-2011 16:52 by fjb Comments (1)  


   messageicon Thinking with your Boehner: We'll punish the bottom 97% of small businesses to give the top 3% help they don't need
←Rate | 12-02-2012 09:54 by True Dat Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you know what I hate about this country?...Larry the Cable Guy.
←Rate | 08-04-2012 23:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon at the Video Music Awards on her mobile ...ihg32h9gj0fk0kfkkkkkkfmmnnn273fbf111... ...FOR F*** SAKE KANYE LET GO OF THE KEYBOARD!
←Rate | 09-25-2009 20:00 by jojo Comments (0)  


   messageicon how does every black joke start? by looking over your shoulder.
←Rate | 01-17-2011 03:21 Comments (2)  


   messageicon instead of 'free' healthcare or 'free' college how about some freedom, dam commies
←Rate | 01-09-2015 09:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just remember, Michael Jordan would not have been a six time NBA champion without the government building the roads that got him to the game!
←Rate | 07-16-2012 15:19 by Jeff W Comments (0)  



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