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   messageicon There's an update available for my Vuvuzela app on my phone. I bet now, rather than making a noise, it just says "You"re a douchebag!"
←Rate | 07-08-2010 17:05 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jay-Z has never explained the mysterious disappearance of Jays A through Y.
←Rate | 05-22-2010 13:39 by Joser | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does not drink and drive, I might hit a bump and spill your drink...
←Rate | 04-30-2010 01:17 by Joser | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do people reply to me in other languages? I don't know wtf you're saying. I only speak three languages: English, Parseltounge
←Rate | 07-08-2010 17:05 by Joser Comments (0)  



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