joser Funny Status Messages

   I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code

   1f you c4n r34d th1s you r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d

   ♫ ♫ My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards?♫ ♫ Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my charizard... ♫ ♫

   Dear Santa, Don't bother coming to my house this year. I've been naughty and it was f*cking worth it, you judgemental son of a b*tch!