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Maybe Mother Nature wants to be a dirty girl!
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09-12-2013 21:27 by
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i think this world wide web thing has ran is course!
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09-18-2013 18:54 by
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Thinking about free healthcare and how much it's going to cost me?
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10-11-2013 21:08 by
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do the indianapolis colts play at home this week? anybody?
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10-18-2013 22:34 by
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WHATS THE NAME OF THE SHOW WHERE THEY CATCH CRABS " JERSEY SHORE"
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10-25-2013 22:06 by
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today was a female canine kind of a day!
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10-29-2013 19:25 by
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alone with my thoughts and 8 lbs of reeses cups and kit kats
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10-31-2013 16:41 by
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I ate 4 cans of alphabet soup,,, and just took probably the biggest vowel movement ever
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11-13-2013 17:36 by
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if someone threw a rock and knocked me off my donkey, would I be stoned off my ass?
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11-13-2013 17:45 by
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i am going antiquing! at my age that means I am looking for chicks
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11-17-2013 15:26 by
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My credit score looks like the speed limit!
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12-05-2013 21:16 by
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this fat free dinner taste like sadness!
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12-16-2013 21:17 by
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i am the guy in the middle in the kmart joe boxer ad!
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12-17-2013 21:12 by
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you have 1 more see whats left,been damaged, left for dead, returned already what the heck is that? shopping day left!
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12-23-2013 22:33 by
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Had to talk with my son about masturbation today...I explained that it is natural, and he should probably knock before he comes into my room from now on.
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01-20-2014 20:26 by
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My horoscope says I will meet the woman of my dreams today. Not sure how my wife will take the news but I'm pretty damn excited.
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01-20-2014 20:28 by
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she said she was getting close to 40 and I ask from what side?
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01-23-2014 19:07 by
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I am not joking who ever pissed off mother nature Stop!
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01-24-2014 21:13 by
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I love it when my computer says ” are you sure you want to continue unprotected “
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01-27-2014 22:28 by
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How the heck are eggs full of cholesterol but chickens aren't?
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02-05-2014 17:59 by
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