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X says Had to talk with my son about masturbation today...I explained that it is natural, and he should probably knock before he comes into my room from now on.
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←Rate | 01-20-2014 20:26 by flipphonescott

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Brandilyn
Thursday February 23, 2017 @ 12:24 AM

And that is the bigger crime since it meant he hadn’t provided the MVC with their government mandated fee for the privilege of owning a motor vehicle in NJ.. How dare he! Off with his head (ta1hRt7;s where you were going with this Ted, weren’t you?)!

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