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I have so little game I'm not even allowed to play miniature golf.
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02-21-2011 18:08 by
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I'll bet you the President gets his mail today.
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02-21-2011 18:09 by
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I just googled 2013 and it said the new Batman movie comes out SO TAKE THAT MAYANS.
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02-21-2011 19:30 by
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If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport. You'll get a free x-ray, a breast exam, and if you mention Al Qaeda you will get a free colonoscopy
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02-21-2011 23:10 by
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Behind every strong woman is a man that she needs to open jars and get things of high shelves.
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02-21-2011 23:13 by
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If you are ever wondering who is rapping in a song, just wait 4 more seconds and he'll say his name.
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02-22-2011 15:50 by
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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet & rub up & down. Yep that's how you wash a cup...
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02-22-2011 15:52 by
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"Let's save this so we can throw it away in few days" - Tupperware
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02-22-2011 17:44 by
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I wish memories were like text messages so we could delete the ones we dont like & keep the special ones forever.
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02-22-2011 19:51 by
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You know those intense unexplained pains you get sometimes? You deserve those.
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02-23-2011 19:14 by
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Just saw two people together at a restaurant and neither of them were texting anyone. Weird.
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02-23-2011 20:14 by
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Always remember to be yourself. Unless you suck
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02-23-2011 20:40 by
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I put my facebook in her twitter then she was youtubing my google and I was going yahoo.
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02-23-2011 20:43 by
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If you're in a relationship for sex it's like buying an airplane for the peanuts.
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02-24-2011 09:45 by
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People are not mirrors, They see you completely differently than the way you see yourself.
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02-24-2011 10:18 by
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If I could slow down real life , like the fights scenes on a fighting movie . I would punch people more often .
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02-24-2011 13:19 by
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You know what's amazing? "how I met your mother"
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02-24-2011 15:24 by
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Stop being afraid of what could go wrong and think of what could go right.
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02-24-2011 17:33 by
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Someone needs to uninvent the internet so we can all start getting some stuff done.
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02-24-2011 17:33 by
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Just went to the kitchen for water and came back up without it. Now I have to go back to the kitchen.
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02-24-2011 17:34 by
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