Funny Status Message #47115

X says Behind every strong woman is a man that she needs to open jars and get things of high shelves.
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←Rate | 02-21-2011 23:13 by Abbybaby34 | Tags: Approved

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A Nonna Moose
Sunday September 16, 2012 @ 04:57 AM

And kill spiders

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