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   messageicon i could of been ur dad but ur mom didnt have change for a dollar
←Rate | 11-02-2011 02:37 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i hear bieber is expecting a kid...i wonder when justin's due date is
←Rate | 11-02-2011 21:43 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders why the trojan condom was named after something that broke through a wall & let thousands of unwanted ppl in?...terrible product naming
←Rate | 11-03-2011 22:34 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon tonight we get to time travel & wont even need a delorean
←Rate | 11-05-2011 17:16 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎"im thankful the idiot with the gun was too drunk to aim "---living turkey
←Rate | 11-05-2011 20:39 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon joe Paterno might be going from Penn State to the state pin
←Rate | 11-08-2011 21:02 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎11/11/11....my calendar is speaking to me in binary
←Rate | 11-11-2011 01:06 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon rick Perry...texas has a Republicam Governor running for president that seems like an idiot...this sounds familiar lol
←Rate | 11-11-2011 01:09 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you are down & need a friend, call me...if you need to borrow money, the number you have dialed is no longer in service
←Rate | 11-11-2011 01:22 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why did Bella choose Edward instead of Jacob??? Cause Edward can still go down on her even if it's her time of the month
←Rate | 11-12-2011 23:59 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon with some of the ugly pics some people post of themselves, I'm just glad facebook isnt in HD
←Rate | 11-15-2011 18:43 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon "theres plenty of fish in the sea"...apparently I'm looking where bp had an oil spill cause all I find is dirty ones
←Rate | 11-16-2011 17:20 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i just saw a commercial for trojan condoms. it said " 'like' us on facebook for exclusive offers".....ppl have been "poking" them for years
←Rate | 11-18-2011 22:48 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon the early bird gets the worm...but the 2nd mouse gets the cheese
←Rate | 11-18-2011 23:15 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if Darth Vader was really black would he have admitted to being Luke's father?
←Rate | 11-21-2011 23:17 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon this morning Bieber was on the Today show doing a concert in the rain...does that kid ever wear his rain coat?...sure would have prevented that pregnancy
←Rate | 11-23-2011 17:48 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon feels sorry for the turkey....after it gets killed, the neck gets shoved up the @$$...what a way to go
←Rate | 11-23-2011 17:55 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon a facebookworm
←Rate | 11-24-2011 01:18 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon we stuff the turkey but in the end the turkey stuffs us
←Rate | 11-24-2011 16:38 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon watching the charlie brown special...i think peppermint patty & marci are thankful for each other
←Rate | 11-24-2011 20:21 by Eddy Comments (0)  



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