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They said not to sniff markers, but then they made scented ones...
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12-08-2010 14:54 by
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Thinks that you should've been swallowed at conception.
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10-09-2010 19:39 by
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You're not ugly, your simply hard to look at...that's ALL!!
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10-10-2010 19:38 by
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I only had one officer Mr. Keg..
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10-06-2010 17:02 by
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When you are feeling down because everyone is against you just remember that....Nationwide is on your side.
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12-10-2010 15:32 by
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"Duct tape" - finding a cure to noise pollution, one mouth at a time.
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12-03-2010 10:11 by
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Trust me, if I want your opinion-I'll remove the f*cking duct tape.
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09-27-2010 03:49 by
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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10-01-2010 13:30 by
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Well then....whatever cranks your tractor.
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10-10-2010 19:17 by
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I'm not feeling myself today....perhaps I should feel somebody else.
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12-10-2010 15:19 by
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It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
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10-01-2010 14:05 by
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How do I set the laser printer to stun?
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10-01-2010 13:42 by
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I wonder what would happen if everyone decided to call in sick on Monday..
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10-11-2010 19:03 by
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The best thing about this status is by the time you realize it's completely worthless it's too late for you to stop reading it. ;)
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12-03-2010 11:59 by
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It's alright, he's only choking!
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10-01-2010 13:45 by
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When the patient was asked if he had had a good night he answered that he'd slept as soundly as the nurse on night duty.
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11-11-2010 18:03 by
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Unless you want to f*ck me, why do you care what I look like?
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10-01-2010 13:44 by
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I am always confused when people ask me.. "Did you sleep good?" I always wonder if they want me to say.."No, I made a few mistakes"..
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12-09-2010 01:07 by
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The purpose of fruit flies; to make people look insane, grabbing at the air like they are hallucinating.
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12-10-2010 16:18 by
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I don't speed.....I drive with purpose!
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