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there is no validity to greatness achieved if not accompanied by humility....jr 
'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
wondering,What ever happened to those scientists who said pot kills brain cells?
The Royal Wedding: it's like a Steve Jobs Keynote, but for girls...
what??!! hey buried Osama in the sea? Now will he get 72 virgin mermaids !!
I guess Osama shouldent have used his real address on his PSN account
wondering, can I still use the big stall if my handicap is being emotionally crippled?
Dam you rapture this is exactly as my last crapy life..guess I'm in hell..!!!
It's not often I write the word "bananas," but I always pause and thank Gwen Stefani when I do.
• A short man is more appealing to women when he is standing on his wallet.
if only I could lose weight as fast as I lose money
A life worth living shouldn't be wasted on a life spent wanting....
have you seen what facebook wants to do to the profiles now? zuckerberg needs a timeline of when he gave the ppl what they liked
An average person thinks he isn't!!
Usually, the easiest thing to do is say you are sorry. But there are times when you realise that in the face of what you have done, saying sorry is just so ridiculous.
If you get nervous during sex, just pretend like everyone watching you is naked.
Tomorrow is not guaranteed - and that applies to relationships too. Love for today for tomorrow you may break up.
Most of the time the past tense of 'hate' is 'love.'
I'm gonna go all Kazoo solo and Haiku Freestyle on the next person that says I'm not Gangsta!!!
Middle finger up to my old life. 