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Great Idea! Tiny headphones for pigeons who are self-conscious about their head bopping and want to make it look like they're listening to music. 
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241543903- google it and tell me your not confused also
Dear Fox News, So far, no news about foxes. Sincerely, Unimpressed.
If CN N told you the only cure of covid-19 is to jump off a bridge. Which bridge are yall going to choose...
My concerns with anything having to do with the Royal Family ended in 1776.
Michael J. Fox has friended and unfriended me 45 times in the last 30 seconds.
Egypt is burning. Let them deal with their own crazies. It is none of our business. We have enough problems back here in the US.
a Figment of your imagination
over white knights on horses... Bring on the vampire in the volvo!!!
A lion would never cheat on his wife, but a tiger wood.
We'll take down our Robert E. Lee statues when you take down your Martin Luther King statues.
Excuse me, how much does a polar bear weigh? ......Just enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm Steve.
If the world was a school, the united states would be the special class.
I love Japanese noodles so much I'm gonna eat them the entire month and call it Ramendan.
If you read this, I'm SMART. If you like this, you agree that I'm SMART. If you copy and paste this, you are spreading that I'm SMART & if you don't like this, you are jealous coz I'm SMART!
Benefits of legalizing weed: - Tax it to help national debt - Job creation, weed farmers ect. - Substitute for tobacco, tobacco is worse. - Cops don't waste time on non-violent weed users. - Prisons don't waste space on non-violent users. - Gangs loose bu
So when your sexting...do you get a phoner?
playing musical electric chairs
God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made MOTHERS! :) 