Funny Status Message #43812
X Excuse me, how much does a polar bear weigh? ......Just enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm Steve.
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Anonymous
Tuesday January 25, 2011 @ 08:29 AM
Tuesday January 25, 2011 @ 08:29 AM
Because I have a huge ego and need the attention. No one else will pay attention to me in real life.
Rounders
Tuesday January 25, 2011 @ 02:51 PM
Tuesday January 25, 2011 @ 02:51 PM
Capital letters to start sentences please. That's what you do with our English Language. Perhaps you should remove your head from your enormous arse, look into the concept of passports and actually visit other countries....
Anonymous
Tuesday January 25, 2011 @ 02:53 PM
Tuesday January 25, 2011 @ 02:53 PM
Or you could learn what a comma is.
Planters
Tuesday January 25, 2011 @ 05:05 PM
Tuesday January 25, 2011 @ 05:05 PM
Hehe
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Tuesday January 25, 2011 @ 07:38 AM
And so is pretending (badly) to be me. I am flattered by your wish to be me, but could you try to make it funnier ?