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Do someone a favor and it becomes your job.
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12-24-2010 07:49 by
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I just looked down at my shoes and one of them is not right.
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01-04-2011 12:20
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On my 8th slice of pizza watching the bigget loser!! Time to make a change!! Where's the remote??
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01-04-2011 21:37 by
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The difference between a grizzly and a brown bear? Climb a tree. If the bear climbs after you, its a brown bear. If it knocks the tree down, its a grizzly.
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01-08-2011 13:55 by
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Google Earth: Helping stalkers since 2004.
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01-08-2011 21:30
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˜Sort of" shouldn't be used in certain phrases. Like after "I love you" or "You're going to live" or "It's a boy."
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04-10-2010 13:48
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says having kids means having pictures in my wallet where I used to have money!!
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04-12-2010 07:30 by
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The best part of being me is that I'm not you...
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04-15-2010 23:16 by
Joser
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used to say that I wanted to make ridiculous amounts of money. I probably should have chosen my words better
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05-01-2010 14:34
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I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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05-04-2010 00:09 by
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when I die, bury me with all my debts and a cell phone so I can haunt them for a change.
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05-07-2010 00:50
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I never make the same mistake twice... I like to fill my day with a wide variety of mistakes from a large number of sources.
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05-23-2010 21:29 by
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Today is . . . the tomorrow you thought about yesterday.
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05-24-2010 18:22 by
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If a large box of cereal is considered "Family Size", would a large box of condoms be considered "Prevent a Family" size?
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06-03-2010 12:06
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Promises are like babies: easy to make but hard to deliver.
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06-14-2010 12:34 by
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thinks you should NEVER look down on someone...unless you have a clear view of cleavage.
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06-21-2010 18:30 by
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ESPN reports that Aaron Hernandez is being investigated for the disappearance of Manti Teo's girlfriend
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06-28-2013 15:16
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Do you think the dude that invented the breathalyzer has any friends left?
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07-02-2013 17:02 by
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1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance - My stages of getting ready for work
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07-04-2013 13:33
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i hate when people steal my ideas and post them before I think of them
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07-11-2013 02:33 by
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