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   messageicon the one who stole the frigg'n cookie from the cookie jar. Now shut up!
←Rate | 11-08-2007 19:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "The meaning of the word Islam is 'submission' or 'surrender'. Which makes it surprising that's it's not a more popular religion in France."
←Rate | 12-01-2010 06:42 by energypositive Comments (1)  


   messageicon What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day and anal sex makes your hole weak...
←Rate | 03-03-2012 09:01 by nick Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does this mean Obama can blame Bush for the health care reform tax....After all it was Bush's appointment that was the swing vote.
←Rate | 07-02-2012 18:48 by Jerry Carter Comments (0)  


   messageicon must be awkward for jesus to be the only white guy in the middle east
←Rate | 01-20-2015 17:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon God has a plan for every1.. if something is meant 2 be it's meant 2 be. Live ur life for today becuase you never know what tomorrow may bring. Tell the ppl you love that you love them, show the ppl you care bout that you care.. Life is 2 short 2 waste..
←Rate | 07-06-2010 20:37 by SAM RABEE Comments (0)  


   messageicon Holy Wars are just arguments about who has a better imaginary friend.
←Rate | 09-11-2010 18:17 by Zack Comments (4)  


   messageicon i hate when I wake up in the morning and Barack Obama is my president
←Rate | 04-26-2011 13:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't ya hate it when ya interrupted during dinner!! Lady from the Sperm Bank just knocked asking for donations!! Boy, did I give her a mouthful!!
←Rate | 10-22-2010 19:42 by Markymark Comments (1)  


   messageicon Whitney Houston: Born 1963 - Dead Amy Winehouse: Born 1983 - Dead Keith Richards: Born 1943 - Alive Ozzy Osbourne: Born 1948 - Alive. Moral of the story: Women can't handle their drugs
←Rate | 02-12-2012 12:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Math Quiz: 200,000 Syrian refugees x 10% estimated terrorists = how many ISIS terrorists? According to Obama's math education program, the answer is Zero
←Rate | 12-08-2015 04:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can you imagine being a speechwriter and having to anticipate that the President of the United States might not know how to pronounce big words like “Yosemite.”
←Rate | 08-04-2020 18:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men cheat the most, women cheat the best!
←Rate | 10-14-2011 09:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon honoring Presidents Day, by enjoying some BUSH !
←Rate | 02-21-2011 07:40 by buckgenius Comments (0)  


   messageicon Face down, ass up, that's the way babies often sleep. Adorable!
←Rate | 07-12-2011 00:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7.
←Rate | 06-05-2011 22:49 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Candy corn that has the chocolate bottom is an insult to Halloween and America.
←Rate | 10-26-2010 08:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You ever seen someone so gay that you feared for his safety!
←Rate | 07-29-2010 11:37 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon my mother always taught me to lick it before I stick it
←Rate | 06-09-2010 05:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon was thinking about running around outside naked, but then I drank another bottle except it was Windex, and it stopped me from streaking...
←Rate | 06-18-2010 23:27 Comments (0)  



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