joser Funny Status Messages

   Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

   When I get to where I'm going, will somebody please tell me where I am?

   would explain my awesomeness to you, but your brain would just explode...

   Just remember, no matter where you go, there you are. --

   doesn't suffer from stress. he's a carrier...

   Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me...

   Censorship is █ very ██████ █████ in █████ ██████...

   a master at mixed martial arts and crafts...

   singing , , , , , chameleon ♫♪ ♫♪ ♫♪

   I can't hear you over the sound of how Epic I am.

   Be rude to a bully and he'll beat you up, be rude to a geek and your computer will never forgive you.

   Alert! User Error. Please replace user and press any key to continue.

   COME TO THE DORK SIDE...We Have Computers And High-Speed Internet With A Pentium 4 Processor ^_^

   Cool people are just idiots wearing pricy clothes

   rejects your reality and substitute my own.

   Hand over the calculator, friends don't let friends derive drunk.

   How do I set a laser printer to stun?

   A thousand words are worth a picture, and they load a heck of a lot faster.

   Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

   Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn't leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn't loan them out to strangers.