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   messageicon Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
←Rate | 04-18-2010 00:08 by paulb808 Comments (0)  


   messageicon WARNING!PLEASE READ!!! If someone comes to your door and ask you to take off your clothes and dance around with your hands in the air....DO NOT DO THIS! This is a scam.....they just want to see you naked! Please copy and paste this as your status! I wish
←Rate | 11-27-2010 11:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon notices we never read any headlines even remotely similar to this: "200 killed today when Atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the Agnostic stronghold in the North."
←Rate | 03-20-2010 09:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders that if Christmas, Father's Day and birthdays did not exist, then aftershave too, would not exist.
←Rate | 12-10-2009 01:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Walked by A Maternity Clothes Store today and there was a "Please Come Inside" sign on the door. Duh, Why do you think they need Maternity Clothes
←Rate | 12-14-2009 00:52 by Vito Comments (0)  


   messageicon If actions speak louder than words,then why can't I hear mimes?
←Rate | 02-23-2010 03:48 by Lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon Behind every successful student, there is one girlfriend. But what about a failed student.....? A beautiful teacher
←Rate | 02-24-2010 23:49 by ladygaga Comments (1)  


   messageicon When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute
←Rate | 02-28-2010 15:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon statistically, 6 out of 7 midgets aren't happy...
←Rate | 03-30-2010 17:42 by johnny5 Comments (1)  


   messageicon The fire department does not appreciate being called to come fight an April Fool fire.
←Rate | 04-01-2010 14:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon taking some time out today to make some serious changes in his life. Leave a message and I'll get back to you. If I don't return your message, you were one of the changes.
←Rate | 10-07-2009 19:52 by @Felesar | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon certaintly.. not in a balloon at this moment
←Rate | 10-15-2009 16:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon gettin by with a little help from my friends.
←Rate | 10-16-2009 10:43 by Geek Goddess Comments (0)  


   messageicon about to try cruise control in reverse
←Rate | 10-22-2009 18:31 by TeeWuu Comments (0)  


   messageicon is trying out for "Home School Musical"
←Rate | 10-28-2009 08:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm never getting married. After learning another Bachelorette couple has split, I simply don't know what love is anymore.
←Rate | 07-07-2010 18:42 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you're getting old when you got to scroll down to find your birth year!
←Rate | 08-02-2010 00:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If myspace and Twitter were suddenly gone, would anyone really care?
←Rate | 08-15-2010 21:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you allow a Hypocrite to stand between you and God, guess who is closer to God...
←Rate | 08-23-2010 08:06 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Heard more dead birds were found in Pittsburgh and Atlanta last night
←Rate | 01-16-2011 05:17 Comments (4)  



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