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   messageicon Dear other countries, we can't explain Jersey Shore's popularity either.
←Rate | 01-07-2011 09:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I admit I am from the old school, but since when did bathrooms become photobooths?
←Rate | 08-17-2011 08:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Putting your phone away and paying attention to those talking to you? There's an damn App for that. It's called "respect".
←Rate | 04-25-2011 22:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon - I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.
←Rate | 04-30-2011 01:15 by Carol Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like to walk around the fair with a giant stuffed animal I brought from home, ‘cause I need people to think I'm a winner.
←Rate | 05-16-2011 11:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You don't have to like me. I'm not a facebook status.
←Rate | 03-17-2011 10:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Learn to appreciate what you have, before time makes you appreciate what you had.
←Rate | 03-17-2011 11:48 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon You've just gotta love that awkward moment when you start telling a story and you realize no one's listening, so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything.
←Rate | 02-25-2011 19:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Things that must stop - Women drawing on their eyebrows and having to go to the bathroom just to change expressions.
←Rate | 09-14-2011 09:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon In real life, I never know when danger is coming because the music doesn't change.
←Rate | 07-09-2011 17:10 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Write the name of someone you hate on your body every day in permanent marker, so no matter how you die they'll become a suspect.
←Rate | 06-06-2011 05:37 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Happy Father's Day Dad! Whoever you are...
←Rate | 06-19-2011 12:49 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon My car goes from 0 to 60 in five minutes.
←Rate | 06-22-2011 18:21 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon A jealous woman does better research than the FBI....
←Rate | 01-29-2012 14:10 by CherryBomb Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I share my food with you, its either because I love you a lot, or because it fell on the floor and I don't want it.
←Rate | 02-09-2012 08:12 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's nothing more awkward then asking "who is this" when getting a heartfelt holiday text.
←Rate | 12-26-2011 07:58 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stupidity: Running over a string 10 times with the vacuum cleaner, picking it up, looking at it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.
←Rate | 06-18-2012 09:27 by JohnnyWalker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Steven Tyler is quitting American Idol after two seasons! I sure am going to miss that old lady!!!
←Rate | 07-13-2012 06:14 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon My dream job would have two desks — one for work and one for flipping over in blind rages.
←Rate | 12-01-2011 13:21 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing brings 2 people together faster than the hatred of a 3rd person
←Rate | 12-19-2011 13:30 Comments (0)  



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