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Can somebody please explain to me! I've never actually seen it but I hear it all the time "There's one born every minute" Thats about mexicans right? 
Eventhough Mexico won, they still lost. Cause they have to go back to Mexico!
going places just as soon as he gets out of this freaking bed
exaggerations went up a million percent last year
feels sorry for people who are on trial. Their future is put into the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
I used to be a life gaurd, untill that damn blue kid got me fired!
Sorrry Facebook I trusted you manytimes I will not tell you what s on my mind anymore you keep tell people my secrets
The BP president said that the company would survive. That's like someone running over your dog and saying, "Don't worry, my car is fine."
I TRIPLE DOG DARE YA!!!
I love school.......its the quizzes, tests, and homework I cant stand!!
If you are talking behind my back you are in a great position to kiss my a@s
She's not a slut, she's like Wi-Fi without password, everyone enjoys it.
i hate it when you go to a vuvuzela concert and people start playing soccer
Why hasn't the NAACP changed it's name to NAAAA?
When you smoke weed, it reveals you to yourself.
I think I am going to declare a Family Emergency and appropriate funds from other parts of our family budget and use them to buy beer.
1993 called, they want their jokes back.
Dude, she just called you a Mexican... Oh hell no, hold my taco.
I am watching women's softball for the first time. I wish the camera would focus on the batter's box.
Someone stole my coffee cup from work yesterday. I'll be back, gonno go down to the police station to look at some mug shots. 