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Blanket on, too hot. Blanket off,too cold. One leg out, perfect,until the awkward moment when the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs it..
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04-08-2011 22:21 by
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I wish there was a place I could go to collect all the wonderful things people are giving up for Lent.
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03-10-2011 15:32
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Don't be so serious. If you can't laugh at yourself, call me...I'll laugh at you."
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03-16-2011 19:03 by
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I argue with myself sometime because I know for a fact that I'll win
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03-20-2011 16:44
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I would much rather regret something I did, then something I was too afraid to do...
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03-20-2011 23:07 by
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With all these people "checking in" at every place they go to, I'm thinking Facebook is a probation officer as well as a social networking site.
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04-06-2011 13:12
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Really don't understand why everytime I open my t.v. dinner there has to be corn frozen in my brownie :/
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01-27-2011 10:07
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Superbowl: the only time in a year that you tell people to be quiet because a commercial is on.
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02-06-2011 18:44 by
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Why does every wireless provider say that they have the best, fastest, most covered 4G network? Someone's lying.
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02-07-2011 20:30 by
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I remember when making a mix tape for your girlfriend was the perfect Valentine's gift.
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02-10-2011 19:37
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If Facebook goes out of business, we should all exchange phone numbers and mailing addresses.
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02-23-2011 13:57
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when work feels overwhelming, I just reassure myself that I will die someday....
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02-28-2011 16:07 by
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If you watch 127 hours backwards it's an uplifting story about a disabled man finding an arm in the desert.
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02-28-2011 16:47
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I had to sell my halo to Cash4Gold, So I blame the economy for my attitude....
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03-03-2011 22:07 by
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I used to think that there was this huge difference between Clowns and Mimes. But actually they all scream the same kinds of things at you when you spray them with Pepper Spray.
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09-19-2011 19:57 by
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Finally, Facebook gives me what I always wanted, a news feed within my news feed...
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09-21-2011 09:50
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I don't remember if the toilet water was blue or not before I sat down, so there's a chance I'm magical.
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09-21-2011 20:51 by
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I joke a lot, but in reality nothing can stop me from reaching my goals, except for shiny distractions or moderate discomfort.
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06-30-2011 06:12 by
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who ever said "the freaks come out at night" has obviously never been to Walmart during the day
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07-07-2011 21:44 by
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I see you're playing stupid. Looks like you're winning too.
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08-12-2011 12:23 by
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