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Have you ever noticed that the only people who wear jogging suits are well over 200 pounds and obviously never jog — unless a buffet is in sight? 
You know what you don't see alot of? Black North Face jackets. It's like nobody owns one.
It's a genius way to get re-elected... everybody else drops gas prices, but our boy OBAMA drops Osama... IN THE OCEAN?... Yeah right!!!!!
Relationships are like fat people most of them dont work out
You know breast feeding a baby turtle is not as easy as they make it out to be!
Hillary Clinton, so ugly that when she gives head it should be considered anal.
You know what they say, once ya go black ..... you become a single parent
Now who is holding up the stimulus checks. yep you guessed wicked witch of the East Capitol.
Go to a fancy restaurant. Order the lobster. Order it alive. When it comes, order food for your new pet lobster. Then take lobster home.
the Washington redskins should change their name to the foreskins, they could wear purple helmets
~ Creationisn: Because it's easier to read and believe one book than read several ones based on scientific fact.
Obama is losing support from his own party. In fact Jimmy Carter just compared him to Jimmy Carter.
With Oprah leaving TV, the sales of big screen TV's is sure to drop.
If ten percent is good enough for God; it should be good enough forObama...
Click "Like" if you're for team Zimmerman. Click "Unfriend" if you're for team Martin.
giving love a bad name
my ex-boyfriend thinks I miss him, but I don't miss him, I miss his d!@k... Unfortunately, there's no way to separate the two... not legally anyway!
This is my bed, it's where I jerk off. That's my couch, it's also where I jerk off. Over there is the bathroom, I jerk off in there too.
Sharing your faith on Facebook is like sharing a fart in a elevator. It might feel nice to come out but no one really wants to hear it.
Do Amish murderers get the acoustic chair? 