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Its that time of year to find out what your friends with pools have been up to since last year.
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03-14-2012 11:51
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I already want to take a nap tomorrow
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05-03-2012 15:55 by
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My favorite yoga pose is the one where I stand upright, watching the class through the window while eating a cheeseburger.
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04-26-2012 20:49 by
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I think it's only fair to throw Monopoly money at strippers with fake boobs.
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12-12-2011 19:15 by
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I'm beginning to think the wireless mouse was invented just so there was one less thing to hang yourself with at work.
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12-14-2011 14:13 by
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It would be awesome to go back to kindergarten as a 5 year old with all the knowledge you currently have and completely dominate.
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10-24-2011 20:33 by
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Kids, when I was your age, the ENTIRE family shared one phone, and it was attached to the kitchen wall by a cord. We couldn't even update our Facebook status from it.
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12-20-2010 19:10 by
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Sometimes I think Facebook is trying to insult me by some of its friend suggestions.
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01-24-2011 16:07 by
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When the checkout person tries to put your toilet paper in a bag, tell them it's 'for here', not 'to go'. Then ask them to hurry.
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01-24-2011 23:13 by
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Oh didnt I tell you? Must have been none of your f*cking business."
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07-15-2010 11:45 by
Dylan Bosch
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wants to write "Navidad" under the "For Lease" sign up the street.
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05-08-2010 20:55
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Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
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09-13-2010 14:10 by
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ladies, regardless of where you like it...just don't ask us to hold it.
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10-07-2010 08:50 by
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If you believe in reincarnation, will your gravestone say "BRB" instead of "R.I.P."?
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10-12-2010 11:34
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People say I'm too patronising (that means I treat them as if they're stupid).
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10-26-2009 03:42 by
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Its funny how Listen and Silent are spelled with the same letters.
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01-15-2010 10:37
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wondering why books on "How to make women happy" aren't displayed in the 'FICTION' section
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01-21-2010 06:25 by
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thinking that if ýou make someones day by posting a silly status and never denying that its someone elses ides, whats the harm?
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01-21-2010 07:52
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Maybe everyone does NOT need to see 146 photos of your newborn fresh out of the placenta.
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03-05-2010 22:58 by
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The sexual position 69 is now 96, due to the poor economy the price of eating out has gone up
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