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in the Smokin' Section lookin' for the hot women. Such a deceiving sign, there's none here 
going to see if mars is edible back in 10 thousand years brb
Everything is "Prewritten" & Nothing Can Be "Re-Written"! So,Live the Best & Leave The Rest.......
No, you can't not never ever use quadruple negatives. it's just bad grammer.
The world writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, it's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
A vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry.
- Advice !! Something we seek as long as it`s an answer we wanted in the first place.... Like you want me to reaffirm your choice !!
i'm tired...will you carry me to bed?
's misery likes tequila, not company.
wondering what they are saying behind my back
life is a journey. The bus is just late
right on the verge
watching LOST waiting for my plane to land in Thailand!!!! Just getting some pointers just in case it crashes on a wired island!!
Men are like pennies: two-faced and worthless.
Vegan hipsters wear ironic milk mustaches.
The worst part about being newly single is definitely finding a place to hide the body.
Interesting idea, Ice Cube should change his name to Soft Drink.
Answering the phone with a blast from an air horn sure has decreased the number of unwanted incoming calls considerably.
I'm judge, jury, executioner, bailiff, public defender, prosecutor, and court stenographer. These budget cutbacks are brutal.
So this means that the residents of Cleveland have nothing to complain about, right? 