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When they tell you not to mix chemicals they're f*cking serious. On a related note: high as f*ck and my house might explode...
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04-19-2010 19:26 by
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My body is not my temple... It's more like a bar and grill...
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04-19-2010 19:25 by
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I like to refer to celebrity relationships with huge age differences like speeding tickets, Ex: Hef is currently doing 84 in a 20
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04-19-2010 19:24 by
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I was just asked to touch base with a female co-worker on a project. I hope it's 2nd base...
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04-19-2010 18:50 by
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Vodka is made from potatoes. Which means once upon a time, someone looked a potato and figured out how to drink it, Genius!
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04-19-2010 18:47 by
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Support your local record store today, because you can't roll a joint on a download b*tches.
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04-19-2010 18:24 by
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I'd be lying if I said I didn't like Nickelback. I'd also be lying if I said I'd be lying if said I didn't like Nickelback.
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04-19-2010 18:21 by
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How can this census data be relevant when it doesn't ask whether I have a Palm Pre or an iPhone?
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04-19-2010 18:21 by
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want to know if sex toy manufacturers have product testers?
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04-19-2010 18:20 by
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I used to live in a residential building until a few hookers moved in on the 3rd floor - now it's a commercial building...
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04-16-2010 20:10 by
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Who is "Taxes" and "IRS"? Those jerks have been sending me junk mail for years.
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04-16-2010 18:13 by
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Tiger Woods has had sex with more women than my girlfriend will even let me be Facebook friends with.
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04-16-2010 18:12 by
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The attack on the Pope was really his own fault. After all he was wearing Axe Body Spray.
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04-16-2010 14:41 by
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I'm getting a massage tonight, so I drew a treasure map on my stomach. It's pretty self explanatory.
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04-16-2010 14:40 by
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Ahh Bud light the sweet lower calorie nectar made by mother nature
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04-15-2010 23:32 by
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I'm guessing God had to change his password when the Mayan hacked his account and found out about 2012.
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04-15-2010 23:28 by
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If I died and went straight to hell, it would take me at least a week to realize I wasn't at work anymore
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04-15-2010 23:26 by
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LIFE INSURANCE: a contract that keeps you poor so you can die rich
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04-15-2010 23:22 by
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Dear Physics, I don't want to solve your problems. I have my own thanks
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04-15-2010 23:21 by
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Drinking, smoking and fatty foods are taking too long to kill me. I had to fall in love again to speed-up the process.
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04-15-2010 23:18 by
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