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taking his own poll. Which would you prefer? A cough that sounds like bagpipes or a fart that sounds like a rapid-fire machine gun? 
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a
wondering why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
was told recently that it really doesn't constitute stalking if you inform the other party. I like that. So, Greater Facebook Community, I'm probably stalking you.
The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is
Wales..The only country you can get a great sh@g,a delicious Hotpot and a Smashing Jumper all from the same Animal.
Sorry, I've just been taken by surprise, am not sure when he'll bring me back.
facing the book
Of this I am certain: This war on terrorism which has been longer than any other modern war thus far, will turn into a war of religion, Christianity vs Islam because of Ignorants and Fundamentalists on either side.
Wonder when we will see the "Paul Walker" on The Walking Dead?
What's with these atheists getting all snarky on us believers on Easter. We didn't give them a hard tome on April Fool's Day.
Thank God Zimmerman's wife and father-in-law weren't wearing a Hoodie and didn't have any Skittles on them!
Martial law is coming. Fight for your freedom. Fight for the right to live. Stop the New World Order.
You know why Rednecks like it doggie style? So they can both watch Nascar together!!
When gays hack into their gay mate's facebook accounts, do they change the status to, “I'M STRAIGHT AND I LOVE EATING PU$$Y!”?
Ladies, pay attention ... sperm is made up of anger, stress, and anxiety ... best way to keep a man happy is to rid them of this negativity ... regularly!!!
I got a Taser today... ...and a kitten to replace the neighbor's cat that died in a totally unrelated incident.
" For It was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. It was not my hand you held but my love. "
If adam and eve weree only people god made Wouldn't that mean we are all related?
going to the dark side...they have candy 