Funny Status Message #33016

X is I got a Taser today... ...and a kitten to replace the neighbor's cat that died in a totally unrelated incident.
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# 32958 purchased his own Taser off the internet yesterday. In a totally unconnected incident, I've got to buy a cat to replace the neighbour's one this afternoon (and it must be identical looking)........
# 12750 just discovered kittens DO NOT have removable parts..(if you do detach portions of your kitten you MUST replace the WHOLE kitten)....
# 203236 If I owned a taser, I’d probably get curious to see how it feels and taser myself… and that’s why I don’t own a taser.

←Rate | 10-03-2010 11:50 by @tejas74 | Tags: Approved

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