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That moment of panic when you clog someone else's toilet and you realize that don't have a plunger in the bathroom!!
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05-28-2011 11:20
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Not that I'm complaining, but I think the sales lady at the furniture store misunderstood when I told her I wanted one nightstand."
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05-09-2011 14:34 by
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I sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent and now he'll never have any friends.
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05-11-2011 10:33 by
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I just scrolled so far back on Facebook's Timeline... I wound up back over on MySpace. :(
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04-15-2012 19:34 by
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I need to talk to you” is the one sentence that has the power to make you remember every bad thing you've ever done in your life
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01-08-2012 08:15 by
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It's almost tax season. Anyone have some spare kids?
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01-16-2012 14:31 by
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What is love? I don't even want an answer. I'm just ecstatic knowing that at least 90% of you thought "Baby, don't hurt me."
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05-23-2014 05:01 by
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Eeenie meenie miney moe, Bieber's got a camel toe.
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09-20-2010 21:04 | Tags: Filtered
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I like to title my documents "The World" so I can feel great when I click Save
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01-14-2010 00:15
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if The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me.
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02-19-2010 16:49 by
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As I, once again, found myself glued to the riveting action of Olympic Curling, I couldn't help but see a missed advertising opportunity. Swiffer WetJet should be sponsoring the hell out of this event.
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02-23-2010 22:54 by
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Like Buttons: for people too lazy to post a comment.
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08-06-2010 20:15 by
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This world is coming to an end.. Volcanoes, floods, earthquakes, Justin Bieber..
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05-04-2010 22:37
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I see you liked my status... I accept your invitation for sex.
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03-15-2013 16:20 by
Samir Momin
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Saw a bird crap on a Smart car. Totaled it.
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03-02-2013 01:49 by
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The best curve on a woman is her smile :) ...Hahahaha lmao! No I'm kidding, it's her boobs.
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09-06-2012 13:53 by
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Opposites attract, that's the trouble with being awesome
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09-13-2012 21:37 by
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Bands who can't afford a smoke machine should hire my wife to cook at their concert
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10-17-2012 22:57 by
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They say a a dog is man's best friend, but I don't even have enemies that'll look me dead in the eye while taking a sh!t on my carpet.
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08-08-2012 20:53
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Jersey Shore just got cancelled. Clearly an act of God. Your move, atheists.
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08-30-2012 20:54 by
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