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So thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside. Instead of apps and how many likes you can get on a selfie.
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04-10-2015 22:47 by
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Can you even imagine how long the Carfax report is on the Batmobile
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10-12-2013 14:37 by
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PRO TIP: You can put a baseball card between the spokes on a Prius, and make it sound like a real car
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10-12-2013 15:23 by
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Some of these Giraffe profile pictures are a vast improvement.
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10-28-2013 22:07
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Men are born with a gene that allows them to know what the hell is going on in movies.
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11-06-2013 06:57 by
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Religion is like a buffet. People take what they like and ignore the rest..
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06-01-2014 16:09 by
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I accidentally did yoga once when I couldn't reach the toilet paper.
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06-18-2015 11:44
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The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven't seen for half an hour...
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12-18-2013 22:37 by
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So far so good. haven't heard anyone use the word SWAG this year.
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01-03-2014 13:01
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mother nature... turning february into white history month...
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02-12-2014 09:26
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Why is it that when you finally make something idiot-proof along comes a better idiot?
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08-26-2014 19:35
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Funny how 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers a day seems so easy
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09-17-2014 17:44 by
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Sometimes I feel moderately intelligent. Other times I have to sing the "ABCs" in my head to remember which letter comes next.
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09-22-2014 02:43
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Tom Steyer just donated 25 million to the, "Let's Get REALLY Dumb Foundation"
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11-21-2017 19:02
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Singing to a song you don't really know...but that 15 second part you do know is coming, and you're gonna own that ish!
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10-18-2011 18:43 by
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In a perfect world, we would get paid by the amount of hours we sleep; and a bonus check for every time we have sex.
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10-24-2011 21:03 by
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If I were a bathroom tile salesman, my pitch would be "Think of how great this will look in the background of your social networking pics."
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11-12-2011 06:09 by
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There's a guy whose whole job is to find new places to hide the "close this ad" button.
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06-25-2012 09:10 by
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When the government fears the people, it's called Liberty. When the people fear the government, it's called Tyranny.
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06-27-2012 17:32 by
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The people who need firecracker safety tips aren't the people who read firecracker safety tips.
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07-03-2012 06:25 by
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