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Can I just get a degree based on how many song lyrics I know? 
Most of troubles and hate games in the world is made by ugly insecure people.
I miss you like The Biggest Loser contestants miss high fructose corn syrup.
Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself
Having a bad day? For every episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, each Kardashian makes $80,000. I hope this cheered you up a little.
Some people are in a long distance relationship with common sense.
If your going to Facebook stalk me please have the decency to comment or like things form time to time..... I mean really, whats the good of having a stalker if you don't know your being stalked in the first place!
Only because I take things ever so personally, from now on, when someone posts FML, I'll assume they mean "Fermenting My Liver."
If we used our words more often for good things, what a wonderful place this could be.
Don't fool yourself, give others a chance also.
Yes dear I can put your keys in my handbag. Yes and your wallet dear. Oh sure your phone too. You sure you don't want a handbag for yourself
The day Rick Ross jumps into the crowd will be the day we find out who his LOYAL fans are.
You're closest to death when you speak to me after I just woke up from a nap.
There's a spider in my panic room. Ironic little thing.
When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive, to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to drink a cold Beer.....
pfft....who needs state farm when Charles Ramsey is there~!!!
People are what they do, not what they say.
You say pervert with a telescope. I say biological astronomer.
Sometimes all you need to brighten up your day is to sit down and read the thoughts of a couple thousand strangers.
There is no such thing as an automatic door. Just gentlemen Ninjas 